Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Can I bite myself?

Conversation in the car this morning:

Zane has his index finger in his mouth as I look back at him...

Zane: (pausing as if he's doing something wrong)...Can I bite myself?

Me: Sure. Go ahead.

(Zane bites gently on his finger)

Me: Did that hurt?

Zane: No. I'll bite harder.

(He bites harder)

Zane: Ouch! Next time I won't bite so hard.

Me: (in my head) Really? Next time?

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Conversation as we're driving on 43rd street:

Zane: What would happen if I walked on this street, Mommy?

Me: Well, if you walked on the sidewalk, it would be fine.

Zane: No, what if I walked IN the street?

Me: You'd probably get hit by a car.

Zane: Or a bus!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Random Pictures From the Last Month Or So





Zane the Builder

Whether it's nature or nurture, Zane loves building and construction. Sometimes we drive around the neighborhood so he can see "construction houses" and he can name off many more construction machines than I can.

Zane often has to fix my tile project.
I thought I did a fine job - apparently not.


Right after this snack, Zane took
a nap wearing his safety goggles.

Chalk Face

Zane was drawing on the front porch and made a perfect face with a nice round circle and perfect eye, nose and mouth placement. I told him not to touch it while I ran to get my camera and this is what I came back to find.

Sapsumas

Our neighbors have a nice big satsuma (Zane prefers SAPsuma) tree and freely share their fruit with us. Zane loves to pick the fruit and peel it, but he won't eat it. I won't eat it either - the membranes are too tough - but add a little grapefruit juice, simple syrup and vodka and it makes a damn fine martini!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

We're getting ready to go over to my brother and sister-in-law's house for Thanksgiving. I asked Zane if he was going to be nice to his cousin, Noah. His reply? "I just don't think so."

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Why...don't you shut your pie hole

Tired of the "why" phase. "Why" is no longer a delightful response to a world full of new experiences from a precocious and inquisitive little boy but a whiney, rote response to EVERYTHING I SAY!

Zane: Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy...

Me: Yes?

Zane: Can I have a popsicle?

Me: Yep. Sure.

Zane: Why?

Me: Zane, when you ask me for something, and I say "yes," don't ask me "why." I might change my mind to "no."

Zane: Why?

Monday, November 8, 2010

Lovely

Overheard conversation between my mom and Zane in her bathroom:

Mimi: I heard toots. Is there a poop?

Zane: There's a biiiiiiig poop!

Mimi: Oh! Look at that lovely poop!

Zane: Poops are also yucky. They're not lovely.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Dirty Rotten Scounrel

(I will try my darnedest to accurately describe the following event which made me laugh silently with my face turned away so as not to encourage)

Scene: Our den after pizza dinner. John's returned home after 4 days away and Zane is very excited. He's finished his pizza and two yogurts and is ready for his bath featuring his new "Ginormous Grow Dino" toy that John brought home from the Burbank airport and erroneously told him would get "this big" in the tub (either out of disattention to detail or unwillingness to wear his old man glasses, John didn't notice that the growing process takes 3 to 7 days).

Zane: I'M READY FOR MY BATH NOW!

John: I'm almost done with my pizza. Can you take off your clothes to get ready?

(Zane furiously disrobes to his diaper)

Me: Take your diaper (pronounced DYE-PAH because it's funny) off.

Zane: (pulling his tummy up and out of the way so he can see the pull tabs on his diaper and pulling one free) I have to go pee-pee.

Me: Ok. Go to the bathroom and go pee-pee.

(Zane puts the diaper tab back in place, stares blankly ahead with mouth agape and legs bowed)

(5 seconds pass quietly)

John: Are you peeing in your diaper?

Zane: (blank stare) uh-huh.

(5 seconds pass)

John: Are you done?

Zane: (repositions, blank stare, 3 seconds pass) Yep! I'M READY FOR MY BATH NOW!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Night Night Stories

Overheard as John was putting Zane to bed tonight...

Zane: Whaaaahhaaaahhh! I want mommy to do stories! I don't want daddy!!!

Daddy: No, it's my turn, I want to do stories.

Zane: Whaaaahhaaaahhh! No, I want mommy!!! Whaahhhahahah!

Daddy: Mommy did stories for nap time and she told you that I would do night night stories. Do you want stories?

Zane: I want mommy! Whaaahaahahhhaha! Mommy pays attention! You'll fall asleep!

Daddy: I won't fall asleep!

Zane: Yes! You WILL fall asleep! Waahahahah....

Considering I didn't see John drink a single caffeinated beverage tonight, and he left half a glass of wine on the table to put Zane to bed, I'm afraid Zane's not just being pessimistic.


Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Proud Potty Training Parent

This morning Zane woke up, asked to go peepee and poop on the potty and then asked to wear underwear. Yea!

Slowly, but surely, we're getting there. More importantly, and to my great relief, we're getting there without tears and stress.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Shef Habhab

Zane and I had a conversation today that tells me two things...

Zane: Why does your car not have a roof that folds up?

Me: You mean a convertible? I wish I had a convertible. I will someday.

Zane: Maybe Shef will have one for you at the BMW place.

Me: Hmm...yes. We'll ask Shef for a convertible next time we see him.

(Shef is my service writer at the service department at Momentum BMW)

The two things? 1. My service writer at Momentum is great (my technician is fabulous - Zane just didn't mention him) and 2. My BMW needs to be serviced way too often.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Daddy is Fun

I spent the morning working on an essay for my English class. Zane and John spent the morning having fun...

A wagon trip to Charles Donut shop for
breakfast and a stop at Oak Forest Elementary
to gaze longingly at the playground.


A discovery of watermelons amidst the morning glories
covering the Oak Forest Elementary fence.


A trip to Daddy's office to drop off some stuff.
Just checking out the fountain instead
because Daddy forgot his access cards.


Riding the gender-bender trike at the Waterwall.


Riding said trike down the very gently
sloping hill at Waterwall green space.
Apparently Zane got some other kids
at the park to push him back up
the hill several times., too. Nice.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Zane has taken to correcting me. As in...

Zane: What are those things, mommy?

Me: Those are leaves.

Zane: No, those are LEAFS, mommy.

Me: LEAVES.

Zane: Haha. No, mommy, it's LEAFS.

It brings tears to my eyes. Zane is merely the latest in a long line of Childers' to know unequivocally that he is right. And to tell you that he's right. It's beautiful.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Julian

This morning, Julian woke up before his mom and dad. I, of course, had
been up for hours. Our conversation follows...

Me: Good morning, Julian!

Jules: I was very sad last night. (sleepy, serious, sad face)

Me: Oh, why were you sad?
Me: (inside my head) Oh, poor thing was sad because Auntie Yaya left.
How sweet.

Julian: Because I wanted to watch my favorite show and I couldn't.
(pouty face)

Me: Oh, what did you want to watch?

Julian: Michael Jackson!

Me: Well, why couldn't you watch it?

Jules: (misunderstanding me) BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Blue Eyes

Zane: You have blue eyes, Mommy. I love you. (hugs me)

Me: I love you, too. You have blue eyes, too.

Zane: Can I see through your eyes?

Me: I don't know - can you?

Zane: (2 inches away from my right eye) Yyyyeeesssss....

Me: What do you see? Do you see my brain?

Zane: Yyyyeeeeesssss...

Me: What does it look like?

Zane: It...looooooks...liiiiiiike......me! A teeny-tiny-itty-bitty me!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Deconstruction

Last weekend John demoed (I'm surprised that that is a real word) the walls separating our living and dining rooms. Originally there was a six foot opening and now there's a fourteen foot opening. It's fantastic, but now we really need to get the dining room finished because you can see it from the front door. At least it's not a cave anymore!



In retrospect, we should have waited until it was a little cooler out, as we had to shut off the power to that area to move some electrical stuff, including the AC thermostat. In addition, had we been able to open the windows, the dust may have been able to escape, which would have been nice.

Clubhouse

Want to entertain your toddler for hours? Flip your couch over on it's back, push it up against the wall and call it a clubhouse. Seriously - HOURS!


Treasure Collection

Since it's sooooo hot outside, we let Zane ride his tricycle inside the house. And, to minimize accidents, I attached a basket to the front so Zane could put essentials in it and use both hands for steering. This is the collection that I found the other day:
That is: a little box with a wiggling ladybug in it, tiny fire truck, Panzer IX tank (upper left), half a lamb from a magnetic singing toy, tennis ball and very old block that used to be John's when he was little.

And, yes, his trike is pink and purple. It was a hand-me-down and Zane couldn't care less.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

For some reason Zane was grumpy all day yesterday. He had a pretty good night's sleep and a nap, yet was super sensitive. Fortunately, he interspersed his whining and crying with this little bit of humor:

Zane (from the car seat): I'm tart, mommy.

Me: Oh, yeah?

Zane: You can lick me and I'm tart.

Me: Well, you sure got that right. Maybe if you take a nap you'll wake up sweet.

Zane: No.

Me (in my head): Well, you can lick me and taste the bitter.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Zane and Adele's Birthday Party

Zane and Adele's birthday party was held at Gymboree and was super fun for all the kids. It was pretty darn fun to watch them, too. Thank you, Rachel, for all your planning and work! You made it really easy for me!















Zane and Adele's Birthday Party

Zane and his good friend, Adele, shared a birthday party this year. They have a lot of the same friends, so it made sense in many ways. Adele's mom, Rachel, did almost all of the planning and work, so I decided to bang out some kick-butt cupcakes. The party had a "Underwater Adventure" theme...


Thanks to my houseguest and friend, Laura Strother-Dunsavage, and to my mom, Jackie, for helping with the cupcakes. Laura, you made beautiful lips and Mom, your dots were lovely.

Note: I don't really enjoy baking, so the cupcakes themselves were from a box and were only pretty good. The frosting, however, was homemade buttercream and was kick-butt.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Swim Lessons

We started swim lessons at the YMCA last week. John's been doing the
in-the-water stuff, including before-lesson play time (pictured
above). I like how, when John asked me to take a picture, Zane was
strategically placed in front of his "problem" area.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

MFAH

We took our first trip to the Museum of Fine Arts Houston. Zane has
been asking to go to a museum like in one of his books (Olivia) and
was interested in seeing a Jackson Pollock painting. Of course, once
we got there, there were so many more interesting things than
paintings and sculptures: stairs, escalators, beds (benches), tall
ceilings with windows, tall window with ball-chain blinds...

When we got to the Pollock painting, I thought he'd be excited to see
something he recognized. Nope. I also thought he'd see interesting
things in the abstract sculptures. Not yet. When asked what he thought
various sculptures looked like he consistently replied "it looks like
a sculpture."

He didn't even think it was funny when I pointed out the butts on the
Greek and Roman statues.

He clearly has a future in engineering.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Zane: One day I will go surfing with you, mommy.

Me: Oh, that'll be fun!

Zane: But...maybe it will be too scary for me.

Me: I don't think it'll be too scary for you.

Zane: Oh. Well, maybe it will be too fun for me.

______________________________

Me: Ick. Your hands are yucky. Don't touch anything and let me get you a wet rag to wipe them off.

Zane: No. I want a fag. Get me a FAG!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Conversation while putting Zane to bed tonight:

Zane: (shining his flashlight on my cleavage) What's that? (like he doesn't know)

Me: My boob.

Zane: (putting his finger into my cleavage) What's that? What's in there?

Me: Uh...nothing. (giggle) Nothing's in there. It's nothing.

Zane: Maaaaayyyybeeeee....it's a butt-crack?

Me: (Stifled giggle) Ummm...it's not a butt-crack. (giggle) I guess it's a boob-crack.

Zane: BOOB-CRACK?!! Heeheeheehee!!

Monday, August 2, 2010

Things that I find unacceptable today:

1. Zane not napping
2. My immune system attacking, no, BETRAYING me after visiting Austin
3. 102 degrees Fahrenheit
4. Mosquitos biting me inside my own home and car. INSIDE!
5. Jackwads not letting me over on 610 at TC Jester
6. Finding out that the TC Jester pool with the new splash pad doesn't open until 1:00 pm and having to park and walk up to the entrance past creepy guys hanging out on the steps to discover this.

Monkey Boy

Zane and I were on our way to the grocery store and his window
suddenly started going up and down. I was fairly certain that he
couldn't reach the button so I was curious to find out how he was
managing this...

Friday, July 23, 2010

Zane: It sucks we don't have Popsicles at home.

Me: Sucks for you, maybe (ok - I didn't really say that).

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Why?

Zane: Why I didn't bring my rat to school?

Me: Well, only you can answer that question. Why didn't you bring
your rat to school?

Zane: Because...because...because......I said so.

Me: hmm.

The Other Cycle of Life

When Zane asked me recently about why we poop I explained it as simply as possible: we eat food and our tummy squishes it around and takes out all the good stuff to give us energy. Then only bad stuff is left and we push it out as poop.

Last night at dinner we had to force Zane to eat some noodles and green beans before he could eat his giant Snickers bar that the proprietor of the local liquor store gave him. He asked why he had to eat noodles and green beans instead of Snickers and I reminded him about eating good food for energy and then quizzed him on what happens to food when your tummy's done with it.

Me: ...and then after your tummy's taken out all the good stuff, what happens to your food?

Zane: blank stare

Me: Remember? We talked about this earlier today. Your body takes all the good stuff out of your food and turns it into what? And you push it out of your body? What is it then?

Zane: CANDY!!!

So maybe our reward system of candy for using the potty is flawed.

The Cycle of Life

Zane: That is a bee-yoooo-tee-ful butterfly. And it will play the eggs and then it will be a bee-yoooo-tee-ful caterpillar.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

I love you Zane, but please shut your pie hole.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Playing in the pool...

Zane: I want to die, mommy. What does die mean, mommy?

Me: Uhhh...I...uhhh...hmmm..

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Personal Essay Writing - Class 2

This homework assignment was to write a 1-2 page Character Study about anyone. Here's mine...

He wakes up early this morning: 6:34. He lies in bed for awhile just thinking out loud, remembering what he was thinking about before he went to bed. Getting up is sometimes hard for him, but this morning he’s ready to go. Not bothering to get dressed, he pads over to the couch to munch on whole grain cereal and catch up on his shows. TV in the morning is strictly intellectual to get his mind moving.

After awhile he switches to fruit and the iPhone. Blueberries, his favorite, are finally in season and readily available. He can’t get enough and sometimes breaks down if he runs out. He chugs some good ole moo juice to balance it all out - he knows all about the nutritional value of milk, what with the calcium, proteins and vitamin D, but he’d drink it anyway because he loves it.

Not that he needs the vitamin D - he obviously spends his share of time outside. His sun kissed hair is proof of that. A little long and shaggy right now, but cool enough for him - and the ladies certainly like it. Though diligent with the sunblock, his baby smooth skin has been caressed by the sun, too. Exactly seven tiny freckles punctuate his golden farmer’s tan.

This morning is for running errands. HEB for groceries, maybe a stop at Ikea to see his friend, Maria, and check out what’s new or what’s in As-Is. These days it’s really too hot do much outside. If he were to get moving earlier, a run at Memorial Park might be in order, but not today. While not entirely in control of his time, he has a lot of freedom. His job is simply to be himself and he’s good at it. Unapologetically impulsive, his moods change in an instant and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He’s quick to tell you what he thinks but if something comes out wrong, you know that it’s without malice.

Getting dressed is hit or miss. Most of the time he is content to wear anything, with a penchant for the extreme casual. Today it’s his favorite cutoffs and his ‘vintage’ Star Wars t-shirt. His biggest decision will be footwear: Chuck Taylor low-tops, Keen sandals or his robot flip flops. After reminiscing about his long-gone brown low-tops, he settles for his sandals.

Heading out the door to the titanium silver BMW (Bimmer, he likes to call it) in the driveway, he grabs his red-flamed sunglasses to protect his Caribbean blue eyes. Eyes that, under those mirrored lenses, see everything that you don’t: a Fruity Cheerio lodged in the crease of his seat, a dog with a red leash, an orange backhoe loader at a construction site, a fast red bicycle. Eyes that gleam with mischievous humor when he tells his favorite joke. Eyes that turn flat and dark when he doesn’t get what he wants and reflect only unfocused calculation.

But today is easy going. He’s got everything he wants. He sings the Spanish alphabet under his breath and lets his fingers caress the yellow wildflowers growing haphazardly along the sidewalk. He pauses to pick up a piece of chalk and draw a circle on the concrete. After a little prompting, he discards the chalk, brushes the dust off on his shirt, reaches up to hold my hand and asks me, “What kind of nuts do you like, Mommy?” “Cashews,” I answer. “Bless you!” he retorts with mile-wide smile.


I was the lucky first to read mine in class and have it critiqued. I liked much of what was said, good and bad, and will work on revisions this week.

I don't know doesn't cut it anymore

For last night's bedtime stories, Zane requested his Hannukkah counting book which has words in English, Hebrew and Yiddish. I usually just read the Yiddish words because they're the most fun. He really likes the page about Dreidels and has memorized the letters that are represented on each of the sides. For variety, I decided to read the Hebrew letters last night. I started with 'nun' and he immediately wanted to know what 'nun' means. How to explain that it's a letter in the Hebrew alphabet? Would he then want me to sing the Hebrew alphabet (can't)? I gave my standard "I don't know" with the clear 'let's move on' intonation while flipping the page and Zane retorted "You can look that up on the computer!"

So now I have to resort to "Go ask daddy."

(I thought it was so funny that I left his room to write down his quote. When I came back in to finish the story, he asked me if I had looked it up. I told him "no" and to remind me to look it up in the morning. He hasn't yet)

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Pickle

Zane: I want a pickle without daddy eating my pickle.

Freckles

Since Zane was born, I've often wondered who's skin he has. Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Silence of the Lambs jokes aside, I wonder if he's inherited my incredibly difficult skin or John's incredibly easy skin. Clearly, he's inherited my good looks, although I do believe he's inherited John's nose (the original one). Of course, under that beautiful baby smooth skin, he's so much like John that it makes me giggle just thinking about it.

Over the past week or so I've noticed a few tiny little freckles popping up on his skin. They're teeny tiny little brown specks that I've tried to wipe off. He's got one on his left cheek (face, that is), four on his right arm (2 up and 2 down) and two on his right leg (over and under). He can point them out to you, too, but he won't sit still and let me get pictures.

Still, that doesn't answer the skin mystery, as both John and I have freckles (albeit very different ones).

Love. Them. To. Bits. Don't know why.


Thursday, June 3, 2010

Personal Essay Writing- Class 1

So, I'm taking a summer writing workshop. Personal Essay Writing. Tonight I had my first class and we were required to actually write something. Writing at the spur of the moment is hard for me, so I had a little anxiety about it. In addition, we had to read it to the class for critiquing. It turned out OK, though.

We were asked to interview one of our class mates and we were then, in turn, interviewed by someone else. We then took 15 minutes to write an essay based on our interview. Here's my essay...

Peter sits across from me, quietly checking messages on his phone. Who is he? By all appearances you might presume that he's a former frat boy - goatee, flip flops and cargo pants tell the story. Perhaps he just finished an early happy hour with some buds before heading off to his decidedly not "bro-ish" writing class.

In fact, I don't really know if Peter or "Petey" as his high school mates dubbed him, was even in a fraternity. Perhaps he had no time for such things while pursuing his chemical engineering degree (all the while dreaming of writing).

Had I not asked, I might never have guessed his home-state was New Jersey, but Houston does have a way of softening up any "foreign" accents. Love and money is what brought Peter down south, but it's not what's kept him here.

I noticed Peter's tattoo immediately, as he had intended. It's a squiggly black line encircling his left wrist. A permanent bracelet, like my grandmother's medic-alert bracelet that declares she's a diabetic and allergic to penicillin. I know that anyone who puts a tattoo in such a prominent place is making a declaration, so I ask him about it. "Do you want the real or the fake story?" he replies. I ask for the fake one first, knowing that he really wants to tell me the true story. He says it's his mother's heartbeat after her heart attack. Sweet. Now what's the real story?

It's an EKG of his former boyfriend's heartbeat. Apparently the ex has covered up Peter's EKG on his own wrist. Why hasn't Peter? Does he know that you can't ever really cover that love up - that you just have to move on?

There we go. I'm a really slow writer and tend to freeze up when someone says "OK - go!" I was really impressed with how many people in the class were able to write a complete essay in so little time. I didn't feel like mine was complete, as there was a lot more information about Peter that I wanted to present. That said, I felt good reading it and appreciated the critiques.

I'm very much looking forward to my next class and am already enjoying taking a class just for fun.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Target is no longer my easy out...

Used to be if we needed something to do and I didn't feel like going to a playground, we (that is, Zane and I) could pop into Target and kill 45 minutes "pushing buttons." We'd often walk out with nary a dime spent (with the exception of an occasional bag of Goldfish or Frappuccino). Zane has apparently matured beyond that. Now, after pushing a few buttons, Zane asks "can we take this home?" or simply wraps his arms around whatever toy that he's taken a liking to (i.e. everything that he touches) and states "take this home." So, Target is no longer the easy way to kill a bit of time. Just in time for the too-hot-to-touch-playground days of summer. Great.

In addition, Zane has now entered the precursor to the "why" stage: the "what's that called?" stage. As in...

Zane: (pointing to my car stereo) What's that called?
Me: Radio
Zane: (pointing to my car stereo) What's that called?
Me: Button
Zane: (pointing to my car stereo) What's that called?
Me: Other button
Zane: (pointing to my car stereo) What's that called?
Me: Other button

Or...

Zane: (pointing to my dinner plate) What's that called?
Me: Plate
Zane: (pointing to my dinner plate) No. What's that called?
Me: Umm...crumb.
Zane: (pointing to my dinner plate) No. What's THAT called?
Me: Umm...bread crumb.
Zane: (pointing to my dinner plate) NO! What's THAT called?
Me: Ahh...green dinner plate with food crumbs on it.
Zane: (pointing to my dinner plate) No. What's THAT called?
Me: Crazing. (I know this because of my Hummel research and Antiques Roadshow)
Zane: (pointing to my dinner plate) No. What's THAT called?
Me: Do you want to watch Elmo?

To be fair, I have now entered the mom-stage of lying on the couch and saying "I'm just resting my eyes."

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Thursday, May 6, 2010

This morning Zane had some breakfast sausage links with ketchup on the side. He, of course, ate the sausage first and saved the ketchup for last.

Zane: (referring to the ketchup) This is delicious!

Zane: It's red?

Me: Yes, it is.

Zane: It's really kind of orange.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Zane: (woke up after being asleep for 1/2 hour) Want my ball with the
ants in it.
Me: I had to throw it away because you bit it and popped it. It's in
the trash, remember?
Zane: (blank stare)
Zane: Want my blowfish.

3:45 am requests

Zane occasionally wakes up in the wee hours of the morning in need of something. Here are a few of his repeated requests...

"Want me rat and me pig" - this referred to a little black rubber rat (from Halloween) and a little pink rubber pig (from a crane game on the way to Corpus) that he was attached to and insisted on sleeping with and inevitably dropped one or both while sleeping. We would have to dig through sheets and stuffed animals to find them. He left the pig in a grocery cart seat and no longer is attached to the right. He can also now say "my."

"Want Guinness." - a stuffed guinea pig from Ikea. This was usually right in front of him but he was too sleepy to notice.

"Want blueberries." - self explanatory. These days he knows that blueberries aren't in season and are, therefore, too expensive.

This morning he requested his new toy: "Want my ball with ants in it." This is, frankly, one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. It's a squeeze ball filled with life-size bugs (roaches, ants, flies, etc) that are covered with some kind of oil that makes them wiggle when they squeeze out. Ugh. Not something I want to see at 3:45 in the morning. He loves it so much that keeps telling us that he wants to "go in there!"

Thanks Buchanan's Native Plants. I love your new toy kiosk in the gift shop.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Today we decided to go to Buchanan's to look at flowers and fountains.

Zane: We'll drive down T.C. Jester, then turn on 11th St. then go a little ways and then Buchanan's will be right there!

Me: Uh...yep, that's right.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Jungle Love

Today we went to the zoo. Zane loves the reptile house and we always
go there as soon as possible. Today, in addition to reptiles, we saw
some birds and bees.

Zane: That snake has poop coming out.

Me: Mmm-hmm.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Zane: I have a tail? When I get a little bit older I'll have a tail.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Car Wash

Zane is "helping" John wash my car. It might be time to break out the
pool.