I'm babysitting Zane's best friend, his cousin Noah, this morning. They are each sitting on toilet yelling at each other from across the house.

Noah: ZANE! I'M GOING POOP!
Zane: EWWWW! I'M GOING POOP, TOO!
Noah: EWWWW! YOU'RE GOING POOP, TOO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Zane: YEAH! I'M POOPING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Barbie

Out of the meager selection of stickers offered at his doctor's office, Zane picked this one. On closer inspection, he giggled at it and said "that's funny!" I asked him what he thought was funny and he said "that head, and the neck is too long. It looks really funny."

You're goddamned right it does.