More Poop Humor (You've been warned)

Recently, Zane and I visited a public ladies' room together and he wanted us to use separate, but adjoining, stalls.

Zane:  Are you pooping?

Me:  (giggle) Yes.

Zane:  It sounds like a squirty one.

Me:  Yep.  It sure is.

Zane:  (squirty-poop sound)  I'm pooping too. (pause) Nope.  It's just pee-pee.  Now that's what I call easy!