Night Night Stories

Overheard as John was putting Zane to bed tonight...

Zane: Whaaaahhaaaahhh! I want mommy to do stories! I don't want daddy!!!

Daddy: No, it's my turn, I want to do stories.

Zane: Whaaaahhaaaahhh! No, I want mommy!!! Whaahhhahahah!

Daddy: Mommy did stories for nap time and she told you that I would do night night stories. Do you want stories?

Zane: I want mommy! Whaaahaahahhhaha! Mommy pays attention! You'll fall asleep!

Daddy: I won't fall asleep!

Zane: Yes! You WILL fall asleep! Waahahahah....

Considering I didn't see John drink a single caffeinated beverage tonight, and he left half a glass of wine on the table to put Zane to bed, I'm afraid Zane's not just being pessimistic.