When my brother and I were really young, if we woke up in the middle of the night and needed parental help/comfort/entertainment, we always tried very hard NOT to wake up my mom. She was mean if we woke her up. You'd think this would be easy - just go to my dad's side of the bed, right? For some reason, my parents would occasionally switch sides without telling us kids. So we would tip-toe over to my dad's side of the bed (or so we thought) and stick our faces right up next to his and slightly breathe
"daddy" to wake him, and him only. To our horror, THE BOOGIE MOMMY WOULD COME ALIVE!!!!!! We would, of course, have to appeal to her for whatever we needed at the time, but it would leave us shaking in bed in the wee hours of the mornings for weeks to come, wishing we could wake my dad, but very, very afraid. In fact, to this day, neither my brother nor I will voluntarily wake up my mom.
This morning at 4:00, Zane tip-toed (toddler-stomped) into our room and up to my side of the bed. He had a pair of socks and wanted to put them on (he can do this by himself, but apparently needed help at this time). After his request, I popped my head out of the covers and very sweetly said "ok - let me help you." He responded "NOOOOOOOO!!!!! W-w-w-w-w-want da-da-da-daddy!!!!!!!" to which I replied "all right, he's over there." I then rolled over and went back to sleep while John spent the next two hours trying to get Zane back to sleep.
Let me point out that we never switch sides of the bed and I am always instantly awake and very nice when Zane comes in. However, I think my mom had the right idea.