Just the day before this picture was taken, Cathleen was telling me that Jude climbs up onto the counters nows. Sometimes he does it pretty quietly. I was sympathetic, but said that Zane doesn't really pay much attention to what's on the counter. He climbs onto the barstools and likes to sit on them but could care less about what's behind him. Ha! Joke's on me!
I had just taken away a bottle of Tylenol and a Sharpee.

On any given day, this might be our counter. What you may not see is 4 pairs of scissors, two pocket knives, and a crapload of pens and markers. Please don't call CPS.
(That spray bottle is just water, not poison)