I'm babysitting Zane's best friend, his cousin Noah, this morning. They are each sitting on toilet yelling at each other from across the house.

Noah: ZANE! I'M GOING POOP!
Zane: EWWWW! I'M GOING POOP, TOO!
Noah: EWWWW! YOU'RE GOING POOP, TOO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Zane: YEAH! I'M POOPING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!