Julian

This morning, Julian woke up before his mom and dad. I, of course, had
been up for hours. Our conversation follows...

Me: Good morning, Julian!

Jules: I was very sad last night. (sleepy, serious, sad face)

Me: Oh, why were you sad?
Me: (inside my head) Oh, poor thing was sad because Auntie Yaya left.
How sweet.

Julian: Because I wanted to watch my favorite show and I couldn't.
(pouty face)

Me: Oh, what did you want to watch?

Julian: Michael Jackson!

Me: Well, why couldn't you watch it?

Jules: (misunderstanding me) BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME!