Friday, February 4, 2011

Why does Buddha wear gloves?

Zane: (looking at Buddha figurine in bathroom) What's Buddha? Is he a superhero?

Me: No, he's just a person.

Zane: Why does he wear gloves? (No idea where that came from)

Me: Hmm...maybe it's cold.

Zane: Where does he live?

Me: Well, he doesn't really live anywhere. He's kind of like Jesus. You know how you learn at school that Jesus lives in your heart? Buddha does, too. They're a lot alike.

Zane: Why is it cold in your heart?

Me: Wash your hands, please.

3 comments:

Bethany said...

Why IS it cold in your heart?

Alanna Childers said...

Probably because I don't believe in Jesus.

gmomjack said...

Ahhh, my lovely buddha momma daughter. Wise. Wear gloves today!