After lunch today, Zane and I went to Target. Zane requested some of John's Kashi cereal in a baggie to snack on during the journey. Our conversation follows:

Zane: Hey! That's a fart!

Me: Did you fart?

Zane: No. There's another fart!

Me: What's a fart? Did you toot?

Zane: No. There's another fart! One two three four five six...farts!

(At this point I'm straining in the rearview to figure out what he's talking about. He's referring to the cereal.)

Me: Uh...that's cereal, Zane, not farts.

Zane: Farts!

Me: (Reaching back to get some cereal). Ok - let me see your fart.

(Zane hands me a piece of cereal)

Me: That's a HEART.

Zane: Hhhhaaaaarrrrrt. Fart?