Poop Humor

Zane just made up a new word:  poo-nami.  That's a giant poop wave.

Sadly, I see this is my first post in two months.  I'll work on some more posts soon.

More Poop Humor (You've been warned)

Recently, Zane and I visited a public ladies' room together and he wanted us to use separate, but adjoining, stalls.

Zane:  Are you pooping?

Me:  (giggle) Yes.

Zane:  It sounds like a squirty one.

Me:  Yep.  It sure is.

Zane:  (squirty-poop sound)  I'm pooping too. (pause) Nope.  It's just pee-pee.  Now that's what I call easy!

THAT'S NOT LOUD ENOUGH!

John and Zane were playing a game that they've played since Zane was about two. It's basically shouting "that's not loud enough" at each other until they roll over laughing. Tonight this game was taken to the next level with Zane's new-found competitiveness (usually just him declaring that he's won a race that you didn't know was happening) and John's very loud voice. It ended with Zane in tears, sobbing "Daddy, you won that game."

It's nice that John gets to win sometimes.

First Freeze-Head

Zane: What do you need your tongue for?

Me: Tasting.

Zane: It's like a conveyor belt. See, you can stick it out, put your food on it and pull it back in.

You never expect your husband to say...

"Your mom found a knot in my butt. She says she needs to work my glutes tomorrow."